Batter Bakery's Incredible Date-Nut Bread
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We cover some pretty specific holidays here, but this one might just take the cake, so to speak. And yet, if we’re going for specificity, I’m not really sure date nut bread is adequately detailed. I mean, are the nuts in question walnuts or pecans? Is the bread flavored in some way—for example, with orange or Kahlua? Is it gluten-free? Crunchy? Made in a coffee can? I don’t see how anyone can responsibly celebrate such an important observance without more clarity.