Frozen yogurt
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We all know that frozen yogurt is plentiful, free, and completely non-fattening in The Good Place—and possibly even in The Bad Place, too, depending on [spoilers redacted]. (As Michael put it, “There’s something so human about taking something and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.”) If you are not reading this from the afterlife, frozen yogurt is still (somewhat) plentiful, reasonably inexpensive, and arguably a bit less unhealthy than ice cream. Which you can totally solve by adding lots of sugary toppings. So enjoy some frozen yogurt today and make this life (or the next) a little more blissful.