Pouring a glass of beer
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Well, this is just confusing on so many different levels. For starters, “Happy Hour” is almost never an hour long; we all know this. And it’s only happy for you in the sense that you’re paying a little less for your drinks, on the theory that they’ll loosen you up enough to make you want to spend more overall, thus making the bartender happy. But what is one to make of Happy Hour Day? Is it a day on which Happy Hour lasts 24 hours? (Unlikely.) Is it the one day a week when Happy Hour is observed? (Obviously not.) Seriously, what is the point? I can’t tell you. My suggestion: buy yourself a cheap drink somewhere and spend an hour nurturing happy thoughts. Boom! Happy hour.