A bathtub

I don’t know why October 7 is Bathtub Day, who decided that it should be, or what the intended mode of celebration is. I mean, sure, you can take a bath, but…is that it? Baths are great, especially with a good book, but I do wish I had a bit more to go on for what is clearly an under-appreciated holiday. If you figure out the ideal way to observe Bathtub Day, be sure to let me know…before I turn into a prune.