Buttermilk biscuits
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I know, another made-up holiday, this time serving the commercial interests of Big Buttermilk. But buttermilk biscuits are quick and easy to make, delicious, and totally free of calories and carbs, unless you eat them, in which case…yowza. Because as everyone knows, plain buttermilk biscuits are OK, but they’re way tastier with butter and honey, or better yet, sausage gravy. But save some room for chocolate chip cookies tomorrow.